Showing posts with label Sucre. Show all posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Weekend Roundup

This weekend you can satisfy your sweet tooth, get a lesson on Southern hospitality, and drink like a Francophile, all from the comfort of your own hometown.

Sucre's Tariq Hanna was named one of the Top 10 Pastry Chefs in America by Dessert Professional magazine, and this weekend he is giving New Orleans a taste of one of the desserts he showcased when he received his award in NYC. Today from 4-7pm at the Magazine Street store and on Saturday from 12-3pm at the Lakeside store, Tariq will be giving away samples of his dessert “Lipstick on a Pig” (double dark chocolate bread pudding, feuilletine, peanut butter mousse, whipped strawberry blossom). Tariq claims that inspiration for the name came to him after watching Rene hold court at Hogs for the Cause, but we're pretty certain that he had the revelation during a magical moment at a Rush concert.

Saturday afternoon the Southern Food and Beverage Museum welcomes Martha Foose, cookbook author, James Beard award winner, and lady of Southern charm. The inspiration behind the Delta Foose Fries at MVB and object of Rene's crush will be signing copies of her cookbook A Southerly Course: Recipes and Stories from Close to Home and demonstrating her quick and easy fudge recipe. The event is free and open to the public.

Lastly, on Saturday night from 6:00 till 9:00 the Louisiana Chapter of The French American Chamber of Commerce will be hosting their annual French Summer Wine Festival at the Shops at Canal Place. The event will feature an "everything French" auction, over 20 French wines and champagnes plus selections from local winemaker James Moises, and food from La Cote Brasserie, Cafe Degas, Chateau du Lac and more. Advance tickets are $55 and $65 at the door.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tariq Hanna is More Than Just a Pretty Face


Dessert Professionals Magazine recently named Tariq Hanna of Sucre a top toque in the pastry arts. We here at Blackened Out have gotten to know Tariq over the years and congratulate him on this huge accomplishment. Not only is it a great reward for him, but it also signifies a huge step for mankind. For if Dessert Professionals Magazine can find it in their hearts to award such a title on a man who drinks the High Life, there is hope for all awards show to start recognizing the true geniuses.

This is your year, Bieber!

In honor of Tariq's coronation, which will take place on June 6th at the Institute of Culinary Education in New York City, let's discuss desserts. Desserts always cause a huge dividing line among serious diners. Are they worthy of consideration, or should you order more appetizers? Is a cheese plate a dessert or an appetizer? What about specialty after dinner drinks?

Here is a good hard and fast rule: If it is listed on a menu that you are handed after you finish your main course, it counts as a dessert. Hence, the calories don't count. Congratulations, Chef, you deserve it.

Winesday will return next Wednesday.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Lovertime and the Living's Easy

Congratulations to Caroline "Can't Fight the" Stivers for taking home first place in the 2011 Valentine's Day Mad Libs Mad Dash for Cash Equivalents in the form of Chocolates and Other Sweets. And kudos  to our second place finisher Joe "Burg Burg Juice" Briand who took us on a magical journey to the Jersey Shore to find true love. We had a tie for third place between Kevin Allman and Talamo which means we need to look at head to head.

Allman starts out real strong with "horned up amuse bouches" and a nod to Fat Harry's. The juxtaposition of battery and vibrate however caused many a single women to exclaim, "Men! Who needs em?" Which lost him crucial votes in the apathy portion of our readers. He ends well with a great remark concerning the last Mrs. Al Copeland.

Talamo played to Rene's vanity and it worked. (Although the entry which included Rene's cousin Emile receives major big ups.) Fiery buttocks is always funny no matter who you are. The phrase a stanky bouquet of pool balls might have won it for Talamo if not for the obvious secretive reference to the Simpsons ("The Box Factory"). Giving a Grammy to Buzz Aldrin saved Talamo's entry from a fiery re-entry (get it?) after the horrendous hilarious pillows line. 

And the Third Place winner is: Kevin Talamo because a mash up of your two entries would have been amazing. Because of the tie, Kevin will receive the gift certificate and he will send the chocolates to Talamo. This seems fair to these King Solomons.

Thanks again everybody for playing and to Sucre for sponsoring such silly sweetness (get it? Damn we are on). If you won kindly email us today, so we can tell you how to claim your prize which you need to do this weekend. Peter is running some sort of running thing on Sunday.  Rene once read about a guy named Pheidippides and what happened to him when he ran.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Time to Vote, Citizens of the Internets

First off you, you weirdos really like the book Everyone Poops. One out of every three entries, used that as the book. What is wrong with you people?

Chiding out of the way. Vote on your left. We will announce the winner on Friday. Top three win fame, prizes, and prizes of fame

Kevin Allman


Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Susan Spicer. Each year Sazeracs express their horned-up amuse bouches to one another by attacking chocolates, roses, and demiglaces. Rachel Ray’s 30-Minute Meal-a-Day details how two passionate lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Fat Harry's. If you are a battery, on Valentine's vibrate your pounce or wife an appalling bouquet of grillades and grits. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is seductively cool to wear lots of fierce pickled okra. There you have it the Blackened Out skewer to the last Mrs. Al Copeland.

Caroline Stivers

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Walter Matthau. Each year hot dogs express their sublime tar to one another by skedaddling chocolates, roses, and anteaters. Infinite Jest details how two revolting lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Bhutan. If you are a monk on Valentine's embrace your doughnut or wife an exquisite bouquet of pecans. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is eagerly illicit to wear lots of tawdry video poker. There you have it the Blackened Out unicorn to Octomom.

Talamo

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Rene. Each year cocktails express their fiery buttocks to one another by baking chocolates, roses, and teeth. The Sound and the Fury details how two clueless lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in the Box Factory. If you are an earring, on Valentine's is your butternut squash or wife a stanky bouquet of pool balls? If you are a girl, on Valentines it is lustfully weakened to wear lots of hilarious pillows. There you have it the Blackened Out Grammy to Buzz Aldrin.
Joe

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of The Situation. Each year grenades express their smooth Vineyards to one another by backflipping chocolates, roses, and food blogs. Of Mice and Men details how two enormous lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Taj Mahal. If you are Air Jordans, on Valentine's clap your bacon or wife a salty bouquet of magazines. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is cryptically expensive to wear lots of dump trucks. There you have it the Blackened Out Twitter to Lady Diana.

Julia

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Justin Bieber. Each year stamps express their spectacular pens to one another by spelunking chocolates, roses, and coffee beans. A Shore Thing details how two jittery lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in the back of a Volkswagen. If you are a ring, on Valentine's entice your scissors or wife an enthusiastic bouquet of t-shirts. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is authoritatively long to wear lots of arrogant soap. There you have it the Blackened Out bacon to Esplanade Mall.
Matt Wolfe

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Count Dracula. Each year bees express their sleepy soap to one another by drilling chocolates, roses, and mousetraps. Cat in the Hat details how two fast lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Charlie Sheen’s Porn Room. If you are a tree, on Valentine's haunt your golfball or wife a fuzzy bouquet of mummies. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is drunkenly pretty to wear lots of contagious earwax. There you have it the Blackened Out plastic wrap to Buddy D.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Mad Libs Valentine's Contest

Valentine's Day is coming up, which means every food blog in America is going to give you seductive recipes, aphrodisiac appetizers, and ideas for dining out. Not us. We want to craft the most amazing Valentine's Day guide of all time and we need your help. To accomplish this, we are going to play a game of Mad Libs.

The rules are simple: Either leave your answers in the comments or email them to us. We pick the top 6 Valentine's Mad Lib stories, and you vote on your favorite. The top 3 stories win prizes from Sucre's Valentine's Day Selections.

1st Place - An I Love You Gift Box filled with a Medium For the Love of Chocolate Collection, a Large Box of Sweetheart Macaroons, Handmade Vanilla Marshmallows, and a Rose Petal & Pistachio Bar.

2nd Place - Sweetheart Macaroons and a Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates

3rd PlaceFor the Love of Chocolate Box

Why Mad Libs?

True story. The Blackened Out twins met in 8th grade English class at Jesuit High School. Mr. Powers used Mad Libs to presumably make sure everyone understood the difference between a gerund, noun, and adverb. Being that we were all 13 and 14 years old, these exercises usually devolved into sentences that read thusly "The fat, bloated pumpkin farted across the frozen turd." Now that you know where our humor resides, let's play.

Here they are:
1) Noun, Proper
2) Noun, Plural
3) Adjective
4) Noun
5) Action Verb
6) Noun, Plural
7) Name of Book
8) Adjective
9) Place
10) Noun
11) Verb
12) Noun
13) Adjective
14) Noun, Plural
15) Adverb
16) Adjective
17) Adjective
18) Noun
19) Noun
20) Proper Noun

You have two weeks to submit your responses. Voting will begin on February 7th with the winners announced on the 11th.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Hey Weekend, You are Looking Good

It's the freaking weekend. You likely have big plans tonight. But let's say you don't 'cause you are a loser. Or you and your special friend want to stay at home and play Scrabble. First off, good call. Second, if the game gets too heated and you need a break, Chef Tariq Hanna is on TBS's Dinner and a Movie. The movie this week is Talladega Nights, and as Tariq is a confessed "Amateur Motor Sports Freakazoid", he will likely spice up the evening with anecdotes about cam shafts and being clutch.


Now onto our junk. This month we reviewed Bouligny Tavern in offBEAT Magazine. Our overall thoughts are this: Bouligny is a really cool space, the food more than passes muster, and the cocktails kick arse. Bouligny Tavern fits a nice need. One it is a great place for a quick drink and snack before heading somewhere else. Two, it is a good spot to have a light meal with a few drinks. Three, it is one of the most well-designed spaces in the city. We really like the place. So you can stop here. If you keep reading, know the rest of this incoherent rambling rant is directed at pretty much every wine bar in the city, and is not particular to Bouligny Tavern. Sorry they had to be the catalyst.

Numerous wine centric bars have opened in the city over the last few years, but especially recently. What do all of these have in common? OVERPRICED wines by the glass. Look, I get it. You want to have a cool bar with interesting wines by the glass. Part of your business model, I assume, is attracting sophisticated diners and winers.

Well, guess what? That segment of the population is often more knowledgeable about wine prices. So when you have a glass of wine on your list for $9 they know immediately that the same bottle of wine costs $12 at Elio's. So the precise people you want to attract, you have immediately ticked off. We know you bought that bottle for $5-6 bottles wholesale. We know you have overhead. But listen, if you charged $5 a glass, I will order two glasses instead of one. Shoot, put the bottle at $22 and I'll just order the whole damn thing. A bar is a volume based business, seize that volume.

Secondly, in Louisiana we drink a lot of beer, there is nothign wrong with this. I assume part of your goal is to introduce the largely beer drinking public of Louisiana to some wines you really like. Well, if a beer is $4 and a glass of wine is $9 it doesn't take a math minor long to figure out: "For the price of one glass of wine, I can get two beers and tip the waitress." Now you are just another bar where half the orders are for longnecks, twenty-five percent for cocktails, and the rest wine and shotzzzzz. Congrats, drop the wine from your marquee, you are a bar.

Finally, a great wine bar should change people's attitudes about the role wine can play in a happy lifestyle. Wine is not an extravagance, it is not for special occasions, and it is not solely at home in a fancy restaurant with a sommelier calling the shots. Wine is a simple luxury that people should enjoy daily for the health benefits and structure it brings to society. By charging a premium on participating in this basic enjoyment of life in cultures around the globe, you have not changed anyone's attitude about wine. So for the guy who thinks wine is "elitist, snobby, and fussy", you have just affirmed that stereotype for him. Good wine and affordable wine are not mutually exclusive.

Someone open a wine bar that has wines by the glass that are not outrageous examples of highway robbery. Don't make me get off my high horse.

End Rant.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

MVB

Long story short, Blackened Out has stuck one toe in the restaurant business.

As happens sometimes, a conversation turns into an idea. A few months ago, Rene and Joel Dondis had a conversation about how New Orleans was lacking a real burger restaurant. They recognized that yes, places like Port o Call, Yo Mamas, The Beachcorner, and Oscars serve good burgers, but they do so inside the confines of a bar. Other places serve gourmet burgers with a steep price tag. But no one in the city was serving a freshly ground burger with hand cut fries at an affordable price.

But Joel is busy with Sucre and other business ventures and well, neither Peter nor Rene have taken your advice and not quit our day jobs. Two things sparked the idea to rent out Slim Goodies. One was Ludobites, a roving pop up restaurant in Los Angeles (which is a city in America). The other was Pizza Delicious, which you should know all about. Slim Goodies is not open at nights and so that seemed like a logical choice.

Plus opening a restaurant this way allowed us to save on overhead, start-up costs, and other economic terms which sound ominous. Joel recruited his chef from his catering operation, Evan Benson, Larkin Selman, and Hardie McDonald. A few vigorous rounds of burger tasting later and two Sundays ago we flung the doors wide open.

The menu is simple. Burgers, Cheeseburgers, Fries, and Gelato Shakes. Each week we come up with a specialty burger. Last week, it was a burger topped with Pulled Pork, Cole Slaw, and BBQ Sauce. This week it is the What about B.O.B. Burger, a burger with Bacon, caramelized Onions, and Blue cheese. The husky burger (shown at right) is a double patty. So far this burger has proven to be only for the bold, noble, and strong and this broad.

At the end of the day, this is mostly a way to have fun and offer a great burger to New Orleans. We hope it takes off and we can have our own restaurant with regular hours. For now, we are open every Sunday night at 5 pm. And we serve until the burgers run out or we get tired or whichever comes first. However, this week in lieu of being open on Sunday, we are opening Saturday night at 5 pm.

We here at Blackened Out Media, Ponzi Scheme, and Burger Slinging World Headquarters realize this may effect our credibility, if we had any, with you. Also, we know we open ourselves up to inevitable, "those guys complain about service in this restaurant, that place couldn't serve a convict with a lawsuit" arguments.

Ohh, well. Bring it.

MVB
3322 Magazine
Twitter handle @MVBurger
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Monday, August 30, 2010

The Post-Katrina Top 20: #5 - #1

Today, we unveil the Top 5 additions to the New Orleans Dining and Drinking Scene Post-Katrina. We knew this was a cliche idea. However, going through the exercise provided us with an opportunity not only to examine the New Orleans restaurant scene in toto but also to look with special favor upon what came after the storm. Those restaurateurs, bartenders, and shopkeepers who chose New Orleans to hang their shingles or branch out, despite the odds.

First off, we realize many great restaurants struggled to return to New Orleans. They found their cooks, bussers, and waiters all over the country and brought them back. They dealt with insurance adjusters and new regulations. They reopened with skeletal crews and out of whack balance sheets. To them we owe a lot. For if they don't come back, these places don't exist. So a big round of applause to all the restaurants in New Orleans that reopened after Katrina.

We also know there are many great places that didn't make the list. Places like Il Posto, which Rene refuses to write about because he doesn't want to fight crowds on Saturday morning trips for a cappuccino and a California bagel. Places like Meson 923 which have returned to New Orleans a prodigal chef in Chris Lynch. Places like Mondo and Coquette which are putting good food in great neighborhoods and watching the lines form. And restaurants, stores, and bars that have yet to be conceived, developed and opened.

Cue the Chairman of the Board, "The Best is Yet to Come."

#5: The Sun Rarely Sets on The Besh Empire - In the days after Katrina, John Besh and his trusted cooks Blake LeMarie and Alon Shaya used the Katrina trinity (propane tanks, flatboats, and ice chests) to serve loads of hungry refugees and recovery workers. Nearly five years later, Chef Besh was once again at the forefront, this time in the wake of the Deepwater Horizon disaster. In between those times, he did little more than open 3 new restaurants and continue the legacy of a 4th. Not a bad stretch, if you ask us.

But it's not so much the quantity as the quality and diversity of the Besh family of post-K restaurants which warrants high praise. When Cobalt failed to reopen after the breach, Besh seized the opportunity to reinvent the first floor of the Masonic Temple into an Alsatian brasserie, complete with pulley and belt-driven fans which were a trademark at Kolb's. Enter Lüke, now the most popular restaurant for a business lunch in the CBD.

The dichotomy of forward thinking paired with a nod to the past was exemplified in two of Besh's post-K acquisitions. When his former mentor Chris Kerageaorgiou was in search of someone to pass the torch to at La Provence, Besh took over the reigns and revived its farm-to-fork history by growing vegetables and raising livestock on the grounds, while continuing the tradition of rustic French cuisine in a country house setting. Similarly, at The American Sector, Besh honors the greatest generation by serving World War II era food using contemporary ingredients and techniques.

And if three is good, four must be better. New Orleans has always had its own distinctive Creole-Italian cuisine, known for smooth, sweet red sauces and an unconventional bordelaise comprised of olive oil and garlic. But with the opening of Domenica, Chef John Besh and Alon Shaya ushered in a new era of Italian dining in the city. House cured salumi and wood-fired pizzas share menu space along with exquisitely made pastas, with no "red gravy" to be found.

#4: Sucre - Tariq Hanna, chef of Sucre, said it better than we ever could. When asked about why people like sweets he responded, "You only eat sweets for two reasons: because you are seeking comfort or soothing guilt."

No matter where you were when Katrina hit, or how you have lived your life since then, those descriptions fit. When Sucre opened it set off an only in New Orleans brawl between supporters of Sucre and supporters of La Divina Gelateria. The Jets and Sharks, Bloods and Crypts, and Hatields and McCoys look like catfights compared to the Blue Bloods and Hipsters.

Sucre has distinguished itself in our eyes. There are airy, pastel colored macaroons, petit fours with layers of raspberry, chocolate, and more chocolate, milkshakes spiked with Bailey's, espressos, truffles with sea salt, and of course cakes resembling whichever team the Saints are destroying that week.

Joel Dondis always had a sweet tooth. But it was while living and working in Germany, he first decided to one day own a pastry shop. He found going to the bakery down the street provided relief from long hours and low pay as a cook. Dondis and Hanna teamed up to open Sucre in April of 2007. Since then the childhood inspired, sweet shop on Magazine has expanded to include a pastry factory near Broadmoor, where the cakes, truffles, ice creams, and baked goods are made by a dedicated staff. A staff that includes many graduates of the Culinary Institute of America. The word is out among the nation's up and coming pastry chefs. If you want to be somebody, you need to work at Sucre.

Soon a location will open in Lakeside Mall with an espresso machine called the Slayer. "This is going to revolutionize the coffee drinking experience in New Orleans," Dondis explains. "You will be able to choose your blend, grind size, water temperature, pressure, all of it."

To steal from Rick Pitino, "McKenzie's isn't walking through that door."

But that's OK. We got Sucre now.

#3: St. James Cheese Co. - "People said we were insane to open a cheese shop in New Orleans," Danielle Sutton says. "We are glad to prove them wrong."

Prior to Katrina, Richard Sutton worked as a cheesemonger in London. He and his wife, Tulane alums (we hear it is a college), returned to New Orleans with the idea to open a quiet, little cheese shop uptown. When they opened in November of 2006, the plan was to only have one or two sandwiches and to build a small niche as a supplier of fine cheeses. That plan soon changed once the public got a taste of their sandwich creations.

In winter crowds clamor for the raclette and croque monsieur. And last summer, the removal of the BLT with Serrano ham replacing bacon caused an uproar. "We had customers call and ask if the BLT was on the menu. When we would say no, they would hang up on us," Danielle recounts.

But still, the staff at St. James focuses on delivering the best cheeses and charcuterie from around the world. To witness, walk in to St. James on a Thursday around noon. The line will snake from the register down the display cases filled with people drooling over the selections. Richard, or one of his able staffmembers, will come over to and ask you what you want. "What is new," you ask.

Their eyes light up like a kid on Easter Sunday who spies a basket of candy on the mantle. "Have you tried the new aged gouda? Or the Ste. Marcelin? A delicious Triple Creme is in, layered with truffles, try it. What about this blue from Humboldt?"

And off they go dispensing samples of cheese, pates, and cured meats, while taking an order for a Mozzarella sandwich, and uncorking a bottle of rose. Recently, St. James added an online presence via a partnership with Taigan.com, the high-end, luxury online shopping center (backed by First Street resident Julia Reed). Previously they only accepted phone orders for out of town shipments. Which is a great gift to give a sister, should you have one living in say DC or New York.

St. James is also a great spot for dinner. Let us explain. You know those Fridays, when there is no food in the house and you don't really feel like going out to dinner? Swing by St. James, pick out three or four cheese, a pate, some slices of Jamon Serrano (or Iberico if you got that cash money), and a baguette. Take it home and lay it out on the biggest cutting board you have. Open a bottle of wine, put your feet up, and graze the night away.

With Andy Scurlock manning the charcuterie and turning out impressive truffle-studded pates and English meat pies, the future of St. James is bright. But it is the last four years that are special for Richard and Danielle. As Danielle explains, "We love the feeling that we have become a neighborhood spot in a city of great neighborhood spots. Our customers have become our friends, they go to Italy or France and bring us back treats. That really means a lot to us."

When the Sutton's came to New Orleans, they did not know what to expect but what they found has warmed their hearts. "New Orleans has been so supportive and welcoming to us. Even dealing with City Hall was enjoyable," Danielle says.

If that isn't a sign, New Orleans is back. We don't know what is.

#2: Cochon/Cochon Butcher - Chef Donald Link said it best during his segment on No Reservations: "You respect somebody for staying here. Staying here after the storm and raising your family here is making a statement."

Not only did Chef Link stay in New Orleans to raise his family, he and partner Stephen Stryjewski also moved forward with their plans to open Cochon, the porcine mecca on Tchoupitoulas Street. Beside introducing New Orleanians to the wonders of rustic Acadiana cooking, the media frenzy surrounding Cochon sent an important message to the rest of the nation: New Orleans and its food culture still matter and are worth saving. While some members of the press were kicking us while we were down, restaurateurs like Link were too busy raising the city up to even bother with the naysayers.

But all of the press and accolades were no reason for Link to rest on his laurels. In early 2009 the Link Restaurant Group launched Cochon Butcher, the forerunner of the salumi movement that has swept both the local and national dining scenes. Many people don't realize that before ABC Restaurant in NYC began curing its speck in house, the coonasses of Cajun country had about a 250 year head start on them. Butcher has brought those time tasted crafts to the Big Easy, which in turn launched this artisan movement onto the national level.

#1: La Boca - The worst kept secret in New Orleans is that it is a wonderful place to get a steak. For years Ruth Fertel's halfway eponymous restaurants showed the world how to cook and serve a steak. Ruth's Chris Corporate Office left the city with the flood waters, pissing a lot of people off. Into this vacuum stepped La Boca, which has established itself as the city's best steakhouse.

Nick Bazan and Adolfo Garcia came up with the idea of La Boca prior to Katrina. Originally they wanted a 150 seat restaurant devoted to all things Argentinian meat. But the federal flood caused them to change their plans. Luckily, Taqueria Corona never returned and they got a good deal on a 47 seat restaurant. They also had to focus the menu to what ingredients they could get reliably day in and day out. As chef/partner Jared Ralls puts it, "Adolfo and I always talk about keeping dishes simple and singularly focused. By lessening the stuff on the plate, we can increase our chances for success."

La Boca opened on June 1, 2006, which as you are well aware is the first day of hurricane season. "It was a way of saying 'Screw it, we aren't going anywhere.' We had faith in New Orleans, faith it would come back, faith people would get what we were trying to do from a culinary standpoint," Ralls recounts.

It took about two years for the restaurant to really catch on with both locals and tourists. "Business was always good, but then all of a sudden at the beginning of 2008, we just exploded," Ralls says. The success has not stopped La Boca from doing a Service Industry Night every Thursday, when you can spy some of the city's best chefs digging into steaks and slugging red wine long after the customers have gone home.

La Boca has all the classic grill marks of a steakhouse, with subtle nods to more contemporary dining. The interior of La Boca is like eating inside a large brick fireplace, with red masonry, wood timbers, and a warm glow from the kitchen. In other steakhouses the walls are lined with pictures of sports stars from year's past shaking hands with the owner. Here, are Boca Junior soccer jerseys and paraphernalia from Argentina.

Rather than beat you over the head with bottles you can't afford, the wine list at La Boca offers an all Argentine selection of toned, lean whites and muscular, lusty reds. Affordability is the main link. Hell, there even is a surly maitre d', albeit one wearing a Marilyn Monroe tie, Scarface suspenders, and saddle oxfords.

The vibe of La Boca has nothing on the food. Gooey provoleta smeared over those rolls and lacquered with chimichurri make the grilled cheese seem juvenile. The plump, tender sweetbreads, grilled whole and served with just a squeeze of lemon, have no equal in the city. The gnocchi is like eating a potato that just made love to butter and cream. Even the heart of palm salad makes a compelling argument to eat more veggies.

Then we come to the main event, the steaks. Sourced from places with cool names like Snake River and Painted Hills, this is not the place to order a filet (although the bone-in job is pretty good). Go with the hanger, the skirt, the skirt with skin, or the flank. All of the steaks, save the bottom sirloin flap, get only a sprinkling of salt and pepper before hitting the grill. This absence of fussing around means you taste the beef in all of it's glory. The three chimichurris are the colors on your palette wheel. Paint as you will.

Don't forget an order of the fries, or the mashed potatoes, or the corn pudding or the asparagus. Go ahead and linger for a while. If it is a nice March or October evening, the windows to Fulton St. will be open wide. Sit, swirl, and sip that Malbec. It should be loosening up about now, as should your mood. Stick around long enough and the Red Eye will open. Go ahead and go, we won't judge. Lord knows we've all been there once before and soon enough, will be again.

We chose La Boca as our favorite Post Katrina addition to the New Orleans food scene for a few reasons. First, we love steak and feel it is the best steakhouse in the city. Secondly, although La Boca is a few years old, there is still a feeling of excitement every time we go. One of us will go and text the other, "Heading to La Boca." Instantly a wave of jealousy spreads over the other Blackened Out twin.

Third, the Warehouse District has become the post-Katrina center of dining in the city. The sheer volume of excellent restaurants within a 6 block walk keeps each operator on top of their game. And in this area, there is no better place we like to eat than La Boca.

Finally, we all lost nouns in Katrina - places, things, and people. Whatever it is Katrina took from you, what you really lost was the memory of the noun. Your kids walking down the stairs on Christmas morning, the picture of you and your cousin in Destin, or the restaurant where your husband proposed. Restaurants in New Orleans have always been more than places to get a meal. They are links to the past. Memory place card holders which evoke not only good food but also great times. Maybe it was eating at Ruth's after either your First Communion or high school graduation. Maybe you never went but always wanted to go to Christian's. Restaurants matter here almost as much as the World Champion Saints.

But what Katrina didn't take was our ability to dine out. To eat well with friends or perfect strangers. To create memories which will live on past the latest fad in cooking or the bonds of any friendship. La Boca has become our favorite new place to create lasting memories. The restaurant has accomplished this by borrowing from the past while being truly original. By extension, La Boca feels like it has always been a part of New Orleans. For that, it gets our nod as the best addition to the New Orleans food scene Post-Katrina. Here's wishing it stays a treasure of New Orleans forever.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A Cake Fit For Kings

Since the start of the new year, I have probably eaten 47 slices of king cake. I know, I know - high cholesterol, diabetes, cardiac arrest, yada yada yada - but I can't help myself. At least 3 times per week, sometimes twice in a single day, someone shows up at the office with a king cake. That's on top of the king cakes which are omnipresent at every birthday, wedding shower, funeral, and bris that I get invited to. How can a guy say no to a piece of king cake in celebration of circumcision?

But even though I have eaten an alarming number of slices of king cake, I honestly have not sampled the spectrum of species from that many different bakeries. Perhaps king cakes are similar to snowballs in that location plays a major role? Case in point, the above classic king cake from McKenzie's, now sold by Tastee Donuts, covered in purple, green, and gold granulated sugar While this is the king cake of my youth and always my first one of the season, it just never tastes as good as I remember.

At the opposite end from the McKenzie's classic, we have this shimmering specimen from Sucre, who started baking king cakes for the first time this year. The glaze on this cake is so stunning that you might be hesitant with your knife, but then you would be missing what's inside...

... and that would be an extremely light pastry filled with a thin layer of whipped cream cheese. I usually despise filled king cakes (too gloppy), but the minimal smear of cream cheese in this one is in perfect balance with the paper thin layers of pastry. This is probably the best king cake that I have eaten so far this year.

I'm still a sucker for Manny Randazzo's, which is better than Randazzo's Camellia City in my opinion. Haydel's makes a good king cake, but the combination of icing and granulated sugar throws me off; I prefer one or the other but not both. Antoine's is always welcome as an afternoon snack.

I still have quite a few king cakes on my list to try: Hi-Do Bakery on the wild wild Westbank, the not-so-sweet goat cheese and apple king cake from New Orleans Cake Cafe, the true classic galette des rois from La Boulangerie. So many cakes, so few inches to spare in the waistband of my suit pants. A little help, dear readers, if you wouldn't mind.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Dooky's, Sucre, and Something Sweet

Full Disclosure: Peter and I graduated with Dooky Chase from Jesuit. Still, if you have not gone to Dooky Chase's yet, please do.

Sucre the expansion.

Finally, an intriguing article on New Orleans.

Pick up a print copy, read some tangible this month.

That ought to keep ya busy for now.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Trip to Sucre

A few weeks ago Peter and I had an exclusive, all access sneak peak at the Sucré production facility. No one else has ever been allowed inside these walls, save Peter and I, and now you. So feel lucky. Full story coming soon in offBEAT. For now enjoy the photography by Peter via TFS's camera.

The infamous muffins which create Lady Gaga's Poker Face.

These cupcakes are so wonderful they remind us of Angel turds

Eaten raw, fresh rolled pastry dough allows anyone to become a blogger.

Sucre's gelato packaging will remind you of happy, fat kid times.

After milking a gelato cow all day, Peter was rewarded with this Praline Gelato. Sucre's new gelato recipe is much improved.

Replace that tired, old Christmas tree this year with a Macaroon tree.

Who Dat?

Was this your wedding cake? If so, it was delicious.

The Dread Pirate Robert is a giant. Just look how small his camera and tripod are in comparison to his massive frame.

Here, the Dread Pirate lets everyone who reads Blackened Out know, "Congrats! You are reading the #1 Food Blog in New Orleans!!!!!"

Friday, April 3, 2009

Gelato

This was The Folk Singer's dessert after our lunch at Gott Gourmet. (And her dessert after our lunch at Semolina's the weekend before, but who's counting right?) She has decided that Sucre's gelato is superior to that from La Divina. I have to agree with her. La Divina lacks the smooth consistency which texturally separates gelato from ice cream. But honestly, I think that Sucre's gelato is not that great either.

What's the problem? Too much air, people. Gelato should should have the texture of thick Greek yogurt. The top of the display container should be thick ribbons as opposed to scoops. Gelato should be thick and smooth and silky and taste as rich as it could possible be (even though it's made with milk instead of cream.)

Let me stop here and make a confession: I believe that gelato is superior to ice cream. I'm probably one of the few people who will publicly admit such a taboo opinion. My conversion took place during my summer in Europe when I discovered Amorino. No bullshit, I once took a 2 hour train ride from Lyon to Paris for the sole purpose of eating dinner at Fromagerie 31 (a cheese shop which will forever hold a place in my heart) and gelato from Amorino. While some more respected bloggers have stated that Amorino is "an insult to Italians everywhere," I think it's the best dessert in the world. Much better than what I had in Italy in Cinque Terre. But what the hell do I know.

Anyway, back to the original question. Why can't I find really good gelato? Are the machines different? Is the milk not as fresh? Does Nutella just taste better in Europe? Maybe I am still looking in the wrong places? I have never tried Gelato Pazzo or Sophie's (which I have been informed is now closed), so I am keeping my fingers crossed that someone else can deliver the goods.
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To be continued....

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

For Lunch Today...And an Announcement

How about Sucre? Sure, the pastel patisserie and gelateria on Magazine is more known for its desserts, but they also have a nice lunch selection. The poached chicken cashew salad with taragon aioli sounds pretty dynamite. Pair that with a cup of soup and a scoop of gelato (I like the mint chocolate chip) and I would say that would pretty much make your day.

Also, for fans of ours in the Central and South Florida region, the Pope is attending a training conference for his "job" in Orlando. He will be blackening out nightly until Thursday. Get a glimpse of him but remember only touch him if he touches you first.