Friday, August 1, 2008

For Lunch Today...

Fat. Kid. Special.

Liuzza's

Panneed chicken (oh yeah, it's under there) with roast beef and gravy on top. I like to add mozzarella to mine. Wash it down with an Abita Amber in a frozen mug.

Make sure to order it by name. The waiter will have no idea what you are talking about, so then you must explain and watch as he gives you a look which says: "You are ridiculous."

Get it while you can, because this kind of sandwich will be illegal if Obama gets elected.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

the palm room hostess tackled the fat kid special on a firm outing this summer. the table bowed down in respect.

Anonymous said...

That is the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen.

Rene said...

You want to know what is ridiculous? That that sandwich does not have its own festival yet.

Look at thing. It cries out for your attention. Make it your baby; you will thank me in the morning.

DavidIB said...

Hey, you got the Obama thing wrong. The Puritans are all Republicans. Obama's folks enjoy life. They will flock to that sandwich. If you keep the Puritans in power, they will make everything you enjoy illegal. Where have you been? Did you ever see Pat Robertson having fun?