Time to Vote, Citizens of the Internets

First off you, you weirdos really like the book Everyone Poops. One out of every three entries, used that as the book. What is wrong with you people?

Chiding out of the way. Vote on your left. We will announce the winner on Friday. Top three win fame, prizes, and prizes of fame. 

Kevin Allman

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Susan Spicer. Each year Sazeracs express their horned-up amuse bouches to one another by attacking chocolates, roses, and demiglaces. Rachel Ray’s 30-Minute Meal-a-Day details how two passionate lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Fat Harry's. If you are a battery, on Valentine's vibrate your pounce or wife an appalling bouquet of grillades and grits. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is seductively cool to wear lots of fierce pickled okra. There you have it the Blackened Out skewer to the last Mrs. Al Copeland.

Caroline Stivers

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Walter Matthau. Each year hot dogs express their sublime tar to one another by skedaddling chocolates, roses, and anteaters. Infinite Jest details how two revolting lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Bhutan. If you are a monk on Valentine's embrace your doughnut or wife an exquisite bouquet of pecans. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is eagerly illicit to wear lots of tawdry video poker. There you have it the Blackened Out unicorn to Octomom.

Talamo

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Rene. Each year cocktails express their fiery buttocks to one another by baking chocolates, roses, and teeth. The Sound and the Fury details how two clueless lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in the Box Factory. If you are an earring, on Valentine's is your butternut squash or wife a stanky bouquet of pool balls? If you are a girl, on Valentines it is lustfully weakened to wear lots of hilarious pillows. There you have it the Blackened Out Grammy to Buzz Aldrin.
Joe

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of The Situation. Each year grenades express their smooth Vineyards to one another by backflipping chocolates, roses, and food blogs. Of Mice and Men details how two enormous lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Taj Mahal. If you are Air Jordans, on Valentine's clap your bacon or wife a salty bouquet of magazines. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is cryptically expensive to wear lots of dump trucks. There you have it the Blackened Out Twitter to Lady Diana.

Julia

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Justin Bieber. Each year stamps express their spectacular pens to one another by spelunking chocolates, roses, and coffee beans. A Shore Thing details how two jittery lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in the back of a Volkswagen. If you are a ring, on Valentine's entice your scissors or wife an enthusiastic bouquet of t-shirts. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is authoritatively long to wear lots of arrogant soap. There you have it the Blackened Out bacon to Esplanade Mall.
Matt Wolfe

Valentine's Day occurs on the Fourteenth of February celebrating the feast day of Count Dracula. Each year bees express their sleepy soap to one another by drilling chocolates, roses, and mousetraps. Cat in the Hat details how two fast lovers met on Valentine's Day while walking in Charlie Sheen’s Porn Room. If you are a tree, on Valentine's haunt your golfball or wife a fuzzy bouquet of mummies. If you are a girl, on Valentines it is drunkenly pretty to wear lots of contagious earwax. There you have it the Blackened Out plastic wrap to Buddy D.