Friday, January 21, 2011

Mad Libs Valentine's Contest

Valentine's Day is coming up, which means every food blog in America is going to give you seductive recipes, aphrodisiac appetizers, and ideas for dining out. Not us. We want to craft the most amazing Valentine's Day guide of all time and we need your help. To accomplish this, we are going to play a game of Mad Libs.

The rules are simple: Either leave your answers in the comments or email them to us. We pick the top 6 Valentine's Mad Lib stories, and you vote on your favorite. The top 3 stories win prizes from Sucre's Valentine's Day Selections.

1st Place - An I Love You Gift Box filled with a Medium For the Love of Chocolate Collection, a Large Box of Sweetheart Macaroons, Handmade Vanilla Marshmallows, and a Rose Petal & Pistachio Bar.

2nd Place - Sweetheart Macaroons and a Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates

3rd Place - For the Love of Chocolate Box

Why Mad Libs?

True story. The Blackened Out twins met in 8th grade English class at Jesuit High School. Mr. Powers used Mad Libs to presumably make sure everyone understood the difference between a gerund, noun, and adverb. Being that we were all 13 and 14 years old, these exercises usually devolved into sentences that read thusly "The fat, bloated pumpkin farted across the frozen turd." Now that you know where our humor resides, let's play.

Here they are:
1) Noun, Proper
2) Noun, Plural
3) Adjective
4) Noun
5) Action Verb
6) Noun, Plural
7) Name of Book
8) Adjective
9) Place
10) Noun
11) Verb
12) Noun
13) Adjective
14) Noun, Plural
15) Adverb
16) Adjective
17) Adjective
18) Noun
19) Noun
20) Proper Noun

You have two weeks to submit your responses. Voting will begin on February 7th with the winners announced on the 11th.
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21 comments:

  1. CupidJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    1) Will Smith
    2) buckets
    3) jaundiced
    4) tiger
    5) skydiving
    6) horses
    7) Clifford the Big Red Dog
    8) encyclopedic
    9) Mesopatamia
    10) baton
    11) jiggy wit it
    12) ham
    13) slimy
    14) highliters
    15) readily
    16) creepy
    17) well-lit
    18) skateboard
    19) plate
    20) Facebook

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  2. katieJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    Brees/ burgers/ risky /move/ passes/ menus/ The Catcher in the Rye/ tasty/ New Orleans/dome/ owns/ food/ hilarious/ people/ always/ winning/ savory/ plate/jazz musician/ Louis Armstrong

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  3. AmyJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    1) Brad Pitt
    2) cookies
    3) happy
    4) ball
    5) ran
    6) frisbees
    7) Green Eggs and Ham
    8) stinky
    9) Miami
    10) road
    11) smelled
    12) radio
    13) pretty
    14) phones
    15) slowly
    16) red
    17) bright
    18) dough
    19) pencil
    20) Britney Spears

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  4. KatieJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    1) Alec Baldwin
    2) cigarettes
    3) sticky
    4) boat
    5) punching
    6) fish
    7) Decision Points
    8) lubed up
    9) Malibu
    10) poop
    11) itch
    12) pancake
    13) sedated
    14) cigars
    15) seductively
    16) furry
    17) delusional
    18) stalker
    19) chola
    20) Ke$ha

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  5. bethJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    1) Grace Kelly
    2) scarves
    3) silky
    4)streetcar
    5) speedwalks
    6) live oaks
    7) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    8) smooth
    9) Paris
    10) eyelash
    11) dance
    12) earring
    13) sparkly
    14) kittens
    15) easily
    16) petite
    17) elegant
    18) carriage
    19) pony
    20) Fred Astaire

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  6. LaurieJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    1) John Folse
    2) mardi gras beads
    3) chubby
    4) king cake
    5) kidnap
    6) magnolias
    7) A Confederacy of Dunces
    8) mysterious
    9) Garden District
    10) carpenter
    11) devour
    12) coffee
    13) delectable
    14) strangers
    15) enthusiastically
    16) glamorous
    17) zealous
    18) faucet
    19) breakfast
    20) Drew Brees

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  7. KevinJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    1) Susan Spicer
    2) Sazeracs
    3) horned-up
    4) amuse-bouche
    5) attacked
    6) demiglaces
    7) "Rachael Ray's 30-Minute Meal-a-Day"
    8) passionate
    9) Fat Harry's
    10) battery
    11) vibrate
    12) pounce
    13) appalling
    14) grillades and grits
    15) seductively
    16) cool
    17) fierce
    18) pickled okra
    19) skewer
    20) the last Mrs. Al Copeland

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  8. Real Big TallyJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    1) Rene
    2) cocktails
    3) fiery
    4) buttocks
    5) baked
    6) teeth
    7) The Sound and the Fury
    8) clueless
    9) the box factory
    10) earring
    11) is
    12) butternut squash
    13) stanky
    14) pool balls
    15) lustfully
    16) weakened
    17) hilarious
    18) pillow
    19) Grammy
    20) Buzz Aldrin

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  9. kellydavisbernardJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    1) Renee's cousin Emile
    2) hogs
    3) blackened
    4) frisbee
    5) frisk
    6) baguettes
    7) Hunt for Red October
    8) buttery
    9) City Park
    10) loin
    11) marinate
    12) spatula
    13) membranes
    14) ribs
    15) slowly
    16) stanky
    17) loud
    18) burp
    19) purple drank
    20) Tom Colicchio

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  10. KellyJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    1) Michael Vick
    2) puppies
    3) erotically
    4) Banana Suit
    5) spelunking
    6) doughnuts
    7) Everybody Poops
    8) birdlike
    9) Pangea
    10) femur bone
    11) horny
    12) lo mein noodles
    13) aggressive
    14) Mr.Clean Magic Erasers
    15) stoically
    16) greasy
    17) grotesque
    18) thousand island dressing
    19) sailboat
    20) Clearasil

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  11. Parisian PrincessJanuary 23, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    1) Creole 2) Yats with a 3) curious 4) appetite 5)devour 6) dishes 7) of love and other demons; 8) seductive 9) New Orleans 10) cuisine 11) entices 12) hunger, 13)vicious 14) aches, 15) daily 16) sharp 17) physical 18) pain and 19) anguish like after 20)Katrina.

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  12. MeghanJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Payton; footballs; rabid; team; prepared; officials; "Coming Back Stronger"; aggressive; Superdome; game; tackled; point; enthusiastic; helmets; flawlessly; intelligent; brutal; penalty; yard; Brees

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  13. CathyJanuary 24, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    1) Jane Birkin
    2) oysters
    3) ebullient
    4) cathedral
    5) undulates
    6) chocolates
    7) A Moveable Feast
    8) savory
    9) Butte aux Cailles
    10)cacophony
    11) sashays
    12) taxi
    13) pendulous
    14) cobblestones
    15) languidly
    16) aromatic
    17) pungent
    18) quay
    19) nun
    20) Chanel

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  14. JoeJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    Mike "The Situation"
    grenades
    smooth
    Vineyard
    backflips
    Food Blogs
    Of Mice and Men
    enormous
    Taj Mahal
    Air Jordans
    clap
    bacon
    salty
    magazines
    cryptically
    expensive
    dump truck
    Twitter
    Lady Diana

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  15. MeganJanuary 25, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    1) Super Dome
    2) flip flops
    3) curly
    4) swimming pool
    5) dancing
    6) puppies
    7) Goodnight Moon
    8) wispy
    9) Rome
    10) street corner
    11) jog
    12) cheese
    13) janky
    14) cellphones
    15) stealthily
    16) teeny-tiny
    17) old-fashioned
    18) eagle
    19) vegetarian
    20) Toy Story 3

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  16. calhounJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    1) Cupid
    2) rollerblades
    3) shady
    4) bottle
    5) bite
    6) coaches
    7) Green Eggs and Ham
    8) easy
    9) Riverbend, New Orleans
    10) snuggie
    11) swing
    12) the flu
    13) luxurious
    14) troops
    15) messily
    16) fake
    17 improper
    18) bourbon
    19) bigamist
    20) Jonathan Polynice Vilma

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  17. SamFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    1)Lady Godiva
    2)meat sticks
    3)erotic
    4)diarrhetic
    5)dilly-dally
    6)orifices
    7)Going Rogue: An American Life
    8)unctuous
    9)below the Mason-Dixon Line
    10)smut
    11)snart
    12)mountain goat
    13)phallic
    14)uvulae
    15)belligerently
    16)kosher
    17)Finnish
    18)bum-hole
    19)climax
    20)The Bachelor

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  18. UnknownFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    1. Abraham Lincoln
    2. Students
    3. Suspicious
    4. Spumoni
    5. Eradicate
    6. Mardi Gras dubloons
    7. Frankenstein
    8. Skittish
    9. The moon
    10. Stopwatch
    11. Urinate
    12. Dog poop
    13. Mouth-watering
    14. Plastic boobs
    15. Oozily
    16. Drenched
    17. Sauteed
    18. Stress ball
    19. Trash
    20. Queen Elizabeth

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  19. JuliaFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    1. Justin Bieber
    2. stamps
    3. spectacular
    4. pen
    5. spelunking
    6. coffee beans
    7. A Shore Thing
    8. jittery
    9. The back of a Volkswagen
    10. ring
    11. enticed
    12. scissors
    13. enthusiastic
    14. t-shirts
    15. authoritatively
    16. long
    17. arrogant
    18. soap
    19. bacon
    20. Esplanade Mall

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  20. Matt WolfeFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    1) Count Dracula
    2) bees
    3) sleepy
    4) soap
    5) drilling
    6) mousetraps
    7) Cat in the Hat
    8) fast
    9) Charlie Sheen's porn room
    10) tree
    11) haunt
    12) golfball
    13) fuzzy
    14) mummies
    15) drunkenly
    16) pretty
    17) contagious
    18) earwax
    19) plastic wrap
    20) Buddy D

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  21. ErinFebruary 6, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    1) Tom Selleck
    2) Baconators
    3) lemony
    4) baby arugula
    5) breakdance fighting
    6) killer sloths
    7) Everyone Poops
    8) glorious
    9) Justin Bieber's bangs
    10) weenus
    11) served
    12) beef tartare
    13) stinky
    14) piranhas
    15) gregariously
    16) spritely
    17) despicable
    18) vodka
    19) Girls' Night Out!
    20) Chippendales

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